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listentoyourseoul:

Oh….I miss them :(

kausgomoo:

I love the Adams couple, so funny!

yoseob:

kevjumba - Ho Ho Ho
When you look up to the clock and see there are only a few minutes left in class….

listentoyourseoul:

The students:

The teacher:

“Don’t start packing your bags yet! We still have 2 minutes left!”

When someone says “You’re very pretty”

listentoyourseoul:

Popular girls:

“Um isn’t that kinda obvious?”

Most girls:

“Thank you”

Me:

“Are you being sarcastic?”

Fire drills…

listentoyourseoul:

What teachers expect:

Perfect, orderly single file lines

Reality:

OUT OF MY WAY MOTHAFUCKER

Seeing an empty swing set..

listentoyourseoul:

When I was 5:

When I was 12:

Now:

When you yawn and your eyes get all watery

fuckyeahlaughters:

and then someone is like

ARE YOU CRYING?!

and you’re just like

Get the Best Medicine here :)

Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
  • Body:

    Oh, guess what time of the month it is!

  • Me:

    Please, god, no--

  • Ovaries:

    ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!

  • Brain:

    I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious

  • Me:

    Please, guys, calm down--

  • Face:

    TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.

  • Brain:

    And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn

  • Torso:

    Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO

  • Me:

    STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

  • Stomach:

    lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!

  • Me:

    I hate you all

  • Brain:

    I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.

  • Face:

    Lol, i'm not done yet.

  • Uterus:

    what did i ever do to deserve this?

  • Brain:

    you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.

  • Uterus:

    You mother fuckers.

  • Torso:

    CONTRACT!

  • Me:

    I quit being female, I am now a llama.

  • Brain:

    Me gusta.

Yesterday, Today, Forever. (Taken with instagram)

Yesterday, Today, Forever. (Taken with instagram)