The students:
The teacher:
“Don’t start packing your bags yet! We still have 2 minutes left!”
Popular girls:
“Um isn’t that kinda obvious?”
Most girls:
“Thank you”
Me:
“Are you being sarcastic?”
What teachers expect:
Perfect, orderly single file lines
Reality:
OUT OF MY WAY MOTHAFUCKER
When I was 5:
When I was 12:
Now:
and then someone is like
ARE YOU CRYING?!
and you’re just like
Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Please, god, no--
ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Please, guys, calm down--
TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
I hate you all
I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Lol, i'm not done yet.
what did i ever do to deserve this?
you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
You mother fuckers.
CONTRACT!
I quit being female, I am now a llama.
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Yesterday, Today, Forever. (Taken with instagram)